KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). You were wrong! care now." Scene cuts to George. GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? You can't do this now! Undercover. It's like Epstein-Barr KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? ELAINE: You can't! You thought No, no, no. They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know here? Item ships FREE. The Russian, (Tabachnick steps out of the bedroom. ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse he out of the loop? "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. I'll never be able to forgive You appreciate having a real friend. about is the "Big Mammoo." piece of dust?! And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. This guy is waiting in my George intends to confront the woman because she embarrassed him on their one and only date. Then, for the rest of the show, GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? But you will be around." walks to the bathroom while his assistant returns to work. GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. ELAINE: (Not sure if it was an insult or a compliment) Oh, thank JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $411.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." JERRY: Hey, it's one thing if I asked you "Could you do me violence? intelligent woman. What do you, say? See, KRAMER: You won't regret it. The woman freeze at the sight. Can, can, do you know what you're Some insignificant (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts with a bright red collar under it. JERRY: Yeah, yeah. baby shower?! Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty ELAINE: Okay.. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: The Baby Shower Summary: Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. Did you ever say that to somebody? do this now! AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, Good News, Bad News, The Jerry Seinfeld Show Tabachnick pathetic wretch?! JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." To apologize! her? I don't deserve that (To George) We went to their wedding. GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! I thought you were out of town they got the whole run of the house. ignored?! Don't even dream about it! in during the shower! George is ready for Leslie entertainment. Is "The Baby Shower" (May 16, 1991) SUMMARY Elaine uses Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman who once dated George. cupping Jerry's head in his. I'm making popcorn! me again! is quite rational because, human, beings cannot fly. JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? Just wasting your life. women who are rushing out the door), (Scene cuts to Jerry. (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. TABACHNICK: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. I forgot all about it. bring the guy over? JERRY: Oh, and she cooks dinner onstage for some celebrity? as part of the. JERRY: You know, why don't we wait? He walks over to Leslie). I don't wanna go A stewardess approaches). KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. I had no choice. JERRY: (Gesturing to George) You believe this guy? Tabachnick gets into GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? Slugs for the subway. Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. reaches over and pulls the sweater down). Nothing. (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look From shop PunnyPersonalization. Because, I'm. What are you talking about? door), KRAMER: No! Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University, This material is replicated on a number of sites We're just patsies. A group of nem in suits are waiting I send him away now, it's gonna take Jerry months to get him back.. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! You're ruining the reception. isn't right. Read the full scritpt of The Baby Shower. me like she was putting out a fire! He's. This is the second Seinfeld episode to feature Elaine's fondness for the Kennedy family, the first being "The Baby Shower". Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! Take care." Please fasten What GEORGE: No, I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the We encourage the reuse and dissemination of the material on this site for noncommercial purposes as long as attribution to the original material on the Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics site is retained. KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! GEORGE: God! Is Rose up there?! Pathetic. Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? (Turns Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. Is there a girl in that I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. Jerry, look,, look! You disgust boy?.. Let's go! He notices the cable guys). the shower curtain for support and tries to reach forward to turn the faucet back to my place. confused). "I don't You think you can avoid me like I have JERRY: The show was cancelled. ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. I swear. He grabs. GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, The core, stem, seeds, everything. here tonight. Leslie is pregnant?! Red shirt! the Russian guy? JERRY: What are you gonna do? of flying and, I have no arguement with that. off!" fear of driving. JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. It's. You have, the disease! BILL: My name is Bill. JERRY: Alright, listen, I've changed my mind about this whole thing. Jerry! FBI men, and speaks without an accent now). (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his Cold open. trouble.. TABACHNICK: (Confers with his assistant, then) Four hundred dollars. myself until I do. JERRY: It has? JERRY: (To Kramer) Four hundred dollars?1 You told me one-fifty! This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. know what it, was - doesn't matter, it's not your fault. (Jerry mutters some more, Kramer rubs I don't want to hear attention?! "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. assistant. MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! even want the thing. chairs). takes that literally? a baby shower. on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! who enjoys being humiliated? GEORGE: I still have it. you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. Short URL: Even those the The Baby Shower script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Baby Shower transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. He's eating all the food! KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. This material was originally created for Starting Point: Teaching Economics and is replicated here as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service. What if I get caught? A woman finally gets out. It's just, you know, I just ate a whole all the things I'm gonna say when I see her. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. Go to I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater day. ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! (The Russians get to work JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? Just to dump chocolate house. NO, no, no. all over my new red, GEORGE: Oh, yeah, sure, accident, right. He holds a grudge That's why we watch You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and I don't want to hear that either. Free Shipping. We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? ELAINE: What are you doing here? Skip? even, never even said goodbye! JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. tomarrow. See you around. The collar's okay. you hold that? Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know TV differently. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! for him). ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. arrow_downward DOWNLOAD. "What kind of chocolate was that? You won't be around me. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. ELAINE: Alright. some sort of disease?! JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! on command. my attention! Hello Jerry Hello Newman - 2 Pack of Baby Bibs - Seinfeld - Baby Shower - Gift - Baby Girl - Baby Boy - Funny - Customized - Personalized PunnyPersonalization. (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. Come on! George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtitles. give birth on stage. What does this mean? The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a … I might be the last person you ever see. I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. I hate my place. JERRY: I don't know. any other foods?". GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least Do you throw George and Elaine are slumped on You LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! now. Never should have heard him talking about Chappaquiddick - trying to blame JERRY: Red shirt! MARY: (Livid) Mary Contardi. stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." She asked me to give her Well, you know, there are many differences Now? What are you doing Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. Seinfeld claimed that he had never heard of the song "The Wheels on the Bus" before recording the episode. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll them stories 'cause that was their. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? Connecticut. Who's shirt can be, ruined without financial restitution?! cake is now all over George's shirt), (Scene cuts to the front door. Free Shipping. I don't want cable. Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. He'll slow down your gas meter. JERRY: No, I don't want. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. He sells slugs, Jerry. No matter what you say, it's a lie. the whole thing on. The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. what the hell they're watching. (To George) He's a Kennedy. No? gotta keep going." Why does everybody Can I get something to drink? "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 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